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I have come across the solution to all of America's energy problems. It
is in the form of a renewable energy source that has yet to be
utilized. In fact, right now we are facing a surfeit of this resource.
With gas at more than $3 a gallon, I'm sure you are all ready to hear
my brilliant solution; well here it is: babies.

Just think about it: baby-powered cars; how great is that! Pull up to the pump, ask for full-service, and they'll just cram the little buggers in there!